astrodickology‌:

People hurt me but guess what? My heart still soft and full of love.

 

roseperfume‌:

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

 
 

slavz:

telling people on tumblr to go outside is homophobic because I am gay and do not want to meet them

 

braixxen:

me: oh yeah i’ll watch [insert mega popular easily-accessed netflix thing] at some point

me:

image
 

acoolguy:

first skill on my resume: has never died

 

eternallyspotlesssunshine:

my new favorite okcupid message